Howdy, thanks for checking out my site! My name’s Matt. I studied statistics in undergrad and currently work as a software engineer. I enjoy cycling, coding, and poker. You can find my contact info at the bottom of this page or leave me anonymous feedback here.

The name of this site is inspired from one of my favorite probability thought experiments: Infinite Monkey Theorem

This site’s theme and fun battery functionality are heavily ‘borrowed’ from Low←Tech Magazine’s Hugo theme. I first discovered it from reading this site.